The book focuses on stephen wyatt, a middle school inventor, who must overcome his inventors block that developed when his parents reveal they are planning to have him skip eighth grade, leaving his friends behind in middle school when he goes off to. When your teacher asks a question, jump frantically up and down waving your hands in the air and when she calls on you, say, no, i wasnt raising my hand, i was trying to catch a fly 14. Huh, strange, i thought it would stretch out completely. Top 20 ways to annoy your science teacher, a humor fiction. The story is both comical and compassionate as it highlights the challenges of living up to expectations and the rewards of trying your best. One day his teacher asked the class to write a book or something and he decided to write on 101 ways to bug your parents. Decline to be seated and simply eat their complementary mints by the. Lee weirdlow is the author of more than two dozen books for young readers, including the novels 101 ways to bug your parents and 101 ways to bug your teacher both dialpenguin. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. Read note from author from the story 101 ways to annoy. Take out your math book and solve mathematical problems while youre in history class. A collection of ways a person could annoy noah if they knew him personally. Sep 01, 1996 the book 101 ways to bug your parents by lee wardlaw was a very fun book to me.
So his parents want to send him to patrick henry high school, but he does not want to leave his friends at jefferson middle school with ms. The book 101 ways to bug your parents by lee wardlaw was a very fun book to me. When his classmates want to buy copies, he figures that he can make enough money to go to the convention. Some teachers require students to bring a specific folder, notebook, or book to class every day. Fierce pierce, will deter him from his clever plan. Roll into your teachers class a few minutes late with a shrug and a smug smile on your face. To make matters worse, his parents have signed him up for a summer school class with the hokey name recipe for a book. Once you stumble upon something interesting or something they are interested in, keep talking about that for a while. And yes, just about 34 of the entries on this list have actually been done to my social studies student teacher. When the teacher says to take a seat, you answer take it where. Ways to annoy people 101 ways to annoy your teacher.
Stolen inventions, inventors block, sick friends, and a surprise from his parents all complicate his existence until he makes his wishes known. It is about a boy who invents many different things. Hes on a mission to think of 101 surefire ways to get under his teachers skin. Complain about how useless your teachers subject is. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.
And not even a worrisome case of inventors block, or fear of his history teacher ms. Tell him youve lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it. There were probably a couple of thousand ways to do that. When sneezes parents ruin his summer plans to take his latest gizmo to the.
Whenever a teacher calls on you, answer why do we have to learn this. If you feel like the teacher is mistreating you because they dont like you, then you should talk to the principal or tell your parents. Use the steps in the article anyway, theres always a chance they will change their mind. In the memo field of all your checks, write for sensual massage. Ask if you can borrow her pink vest so hagrid can use it as a scarecrow.
Make weird faces when she asks you to get off your pc. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. The story is about a boy called sneeze tries to bug his parents because they canceled his vacation and sent him to summer school, a writing activity class. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. Theres no way the resourceful sneeze is going to let that happen. This is the single easiest way to annoy your teacher. When his classmates want to buy copies, he figures that he can make enough money. When sneezes parents ruin his summer plans to take his latest gizmo to the invention convention, and enroll him instead in a summer writing class, he decides to get even by pestering them. Determined to find a way to raise money so he can attend the convention, he starts writing a list of ways to bug parents, which he then, on the advice of friends, decides to turn into a book and sell. After every time the teacher explains something ask is that going to be on the test. Jul 21, 2005 101 ways to bug your teacher paperback july 21 2005 by lee wardlaw author 4.
You can up the ante a bit and throw a smaller book, an apple, a tennis ball, or even your shoe if you really want to make your teacher mad. Hide at the back of the classroom and shoot them 6. The story opens with sneeze, hiccup, goldie, ace, and peirre working on their egyptian history projects. When they are on duty accidentally throw a rock at their head 4. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on allfours and say bark.
First,the main characters are stve sneezewyatt,his parents,his teacher and ms. Bring the loudest, most obnoxious crunchy food you own to class. Essay on how to annoy your teacher 873 words bartleby. Mccloud wasnt sure, since that was a lot of numbers. I only know a few, but even so, the spirit of fun is what matters in this. Of course, there are times when legitimate reasons come in the way of you completing your homework. The following are guaranteed ways to annoy at your favorite restaurant. You can get revenge on anyone passively by ignoring them and pretending you arent bothered, and this is usually the best option since its also the one most likely to help you move on from the experience. Third,his on amission to think of 101 ways to bug his teacher. Learn morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of beeeep bip bip beeep bip.
While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Revenge is never pretty, but then again, it isnt supposed to be. And even when that wont be the case anymore, there is no way that ill ever allow you to refer to me on a firstname basis. Hide other books inside of text books and appear to be reading the text book.
I went in and cleaned up some grammatical and sentence structure problems with this article. Extraordinarily enough, in my past 10 years on the net, ive done every single one of those. Read your math book when you are supposed to be reading history. If the teacher cant find out how to get it back the way it was ask them if. Give a playbyplay account of a persons every action in a nasal howard cossell voice.
There are billions of things you can try just to annoy your teacher whenever any boring class is in session. But, one of the things that annoy teachers are students who simply dont do their homework out of spite or boredom. How to annoy your teachers with pictures wikihow fun. Oct 30, 2019 roll into your teachers class a few minutes late with a shrug and a smug smile on your face. If im not mistaken im still your teacher and youre still my student. When he leans towards you in class, looming over you and generally looking menacing reach up, tweak his nose, then twiddle your thumb between your index and forefinger and say got your nose. If the teacher asks why, say oh, how did that get there. You should not only show up late but look visibly frazzled, dropping your books, running, or taking forever to rummage through your bag to find the. Play with the phone and call the teacher in the next room. Sneeze is an appealing, dimensional character whose firstperson narrative is bound to entertain. Whenever the teacher is talking, stuff a huge mouthful into your mouth and chew. Cheeky kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping at infinite information and reveling in entertainment and fun.
For the funny ones, if you do them, tell me waht happens. The main problem with the content is that the summary section is very disconnected. To create this article, 82 people, some anonymous, worked to edit and improve it over time. Lamar jackson and the ravens gave the patriots a wake up call shannon sharpe nfl undisputed duration. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one two points higher than it actually is. Second,he is in 7 grade and his parents wanted him to skip class and he didnt want to miss his friends so he did a brilliant plan.
But the uni they knew was a math teacher, so maybe they could ask him. Everyone in school wants a copy and is willing to pay. Wardlaws sequel to 101 ways to bug your parents 1996 suffers from some of the same maladies as its predecessor. For your book report, choose the shortest book with the most pictures. Annoy your teacher without getting in trouble kipkis. Also explored are annoying your roommate, your neighbors, public bathroom stall mates, your teacher or professor, and the police. Throw her a birthday party and invite all the halfbreeds you know. The longawaited sequel to 101 ways to bug your parents now offers middlegraders several cunning and resourceful ways to. Middle grade fiction ages 8 dial books for young readers puffinpenguin.
If any of these work, you wont be seeing your student teacher in a classroom anytime soon. Identify which behaviors will and will not get you punished. If this is one of your silly childish games, i dont even want to know about it. Youll find that most people will have at least some things to say about each of these topics. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor. Tell your teacher you heard other teachers talking about himher in. The book of random 101 ways to annoy your teacher wattpad. Sneak up behind him and shout your robes are on fire. Scatter rosepetals in front of him wherever he goes.
Jan 09, 2020 just try your best and your teacher should be relatively happy. Read 101 ways to annoy your teacher from the story the book of random by hypebrat kat with 18,453 reads. Ask them to help you, when they bend over, stab them 3. Before you set out to annoy your teacher, read through your school andor classroom policy. He decides he will find ways to annoy his teachers and publish them with the plans of getting. Some children seem to be socially adept from birth, while others struggle with various challenges of social acceptance. If somebodys at the door, and your tahanan alone, answer it.
Most teachers have some distinctive talking style, may pronounce some words outlandishly, use certain gestures, or make a certain face, and emulating them in front of them in a discreet way may upset them. If you would like to bug your teacher, then 101 ways to bug your teacher by lee wardlaw is the book for you. Kind of like ways to annoy your teacher or roommate. Mimic everything she says with exaggerated limb movements and silly voices. We ordered a new one, and the companion book 101wats to bug your parents. He turns this obsession into his class project by producing a book of tested ways to annoy parents. Join steve in his school trying to annoy his teacher. A moneymaking scheme presents itself in the form of a book proposal, 101 ways to bug your parents, sneezes revenge for his ruined summer. These are your run of the mill, first meeting someone, topics to talk about. Construct your own pretend tricorder, and scan people with it, pronouncing the results. Annoying a uni, there were maybe 101 ways to do that. When your teacher says something about both ways, then do a peter griffin laugh and say, like a bisexual.